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The page, for Sarah. 'Cos it's her birfday. Innit.

See I've even shown ya how to do it!
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Everyone give a big PUNKIS to Sarah on her birthday!

Dance dance dance!

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Dance Dance Dance!

It's Sarah's b'day (on the 6th woof woof!), and if you want to leave her a Birthday message, or some (polite) hate mail, then just pop a note through her virtual letter bow- ie. e-mail her at hexo_head@hotmail.com!(alternatively post on our message board, http://corking.proboards27.com) And someone please remind her that just because she is, it's still not right to molest the animals.
 

Happy birthday Sarah

Rickety tickety tin

Happy birthday Sarah

And happy birthday to your chin

Youll get no pressies on this day

Cos all your friends have gone away

You scared them off by blowing off

But I'm still here

And I'd like to say...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

You smelly ol' sock you!

Here are some birthday messages from those you know and love:

Happy Birthday Sarah!
Have a good one!
Lots of love from
Suzy! x

Moof moof! *penguin for Happy Birthday*
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If he wasn't gay, I'm sure he'd get into trouble for that!

Sadly Jim wasn't here to give you your birthday message personally.  I say sadly, but it's probably a good thing really.  Because if he were here, he might hug you.
And Lord knows he doesn't seem to have mastered that yet.

Him with the creepy staring eyes.
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Happy Birthday you little jerk!

Aargh! I'm being eaten!
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To our alarm the sofa started to eat the cat.

While we tried to get Funnycat into the party spirit by giving him a pretty festive hat, I'm sad to say that he was too busy trying to free himself from the wrath and evil clutches of the sofa to wish you a happy birthday.  I'm sure when we eventually find him in some years time, along with ten pounds worth of change, and some gummy sweets, he'll be more than happy to send you his best wishes.

And a birthday message from me!

And a message from Lou!

Where does the wind go?

 

Wind in the tree-tops,

Wind in my hair

Wind whirls through the leaves

And blows them everywhere

Wind rattles my window

Wind bangs my door

Wind sneaks in through the cracks

And sweeps across the floor

Wind rolls away the clouds

Wind fluffs up my cat

Wind creeps up behind me

And tries to steal my hat

Wind in the mountains

Wind across the plains

Wind sail across the street

Then rushes up the lanes

Wind howls late at night

Wind wails all day.

But where does the wind go then?

It blows itself away!

 

Written by Marcia Vaughan courtesy of Spike

 

Snazzy slideshow by Lou!

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Let's boogie, it's your birthday!!!!!! : )

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Ssssimon in emoticon form

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A special message from the wafters!

Which Beatle are
                                    you?

Woo! I'm Paul McCartney, who are yooooooou?

*LURCH*
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I thought Jeff deserved a special place on your page Sarah!

The one thing that worried me however, while taking this photo, was when I told Jeff to sit still.  It's just you can never be sure with Jeff.  One minute he's just sitting there basking in his multi-gendered creepiness, and the next...BAM!...he's lurched at you. *shudder*

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I see you!

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It's Steve the attack cat! With his trusty bow and arrow (or dustbin lid!), looking fierce as usual.

So who is going to be Sarah's special birthday guest?

Steve:  It's me! It's me!

No it isn't Steve. Shut up.

IT IS INFACT MUGATU!
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'Arch your back, turn around and give me a mean face.'

Corky. And pigeons?!!!!

Corky the iguana!
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'Weeeee! I'm famous!' Catch my moment of fame by clicking the link below.

Ta-da!

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DRAGONS?!!!!!

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Hey...Caddyyyyyy....come baaaaaaaaaaack

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It's none other than Dik Dik van Dik!

'Chim chimeny chim chimeny, Chim chim cherooo!'
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....not to be confused with Dick Van Dyke!

It's peeing man!
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DO NOT PEE IN THE TOASTER!

Topsy and Tim meet the ambulance crew

 

Nicky turned a suction unit on.

And Stevie felt it suck at his.*some text missing*

 

'This is to stop people choking,' said Nicky

'Its like the sucking thing dentists put in your mouth.'

Use your imagination!

Love Spike

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A stunning rendition by Spike!

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The Forklift troockdrahver has bought you a present!

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A postcard from Kuala Lumpur!

*shifty eyes* I don't watch Power Rangers! What?!
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Mario, what are you doing to that hedgehog?!

Now there's a film we gotta see!

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Ahaha! You can't catch me! I'm the gingerbread man!

Simon in die Wald, chasing flowers.
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flwfaowjfalwkefa...flowers....pretty.....come....flywaowkmflw

Boy did I have fun doing this! :P

*Schluuuuuuurp* Click on the link above to hear an example of the typical noise Sssimon might make while chasing flowers.  And no it's not creepy at all. ; )
 
Come....come flowers....Simon won't hurt you.......pretty flowers.........
 
Ahem.

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It's the Sensei!  Wooooo!  *shifty look*  Power Rangers?  Who said Power Rangers?!!!  Why would we watch that?  Huh? HUH?!!!

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John: Eeeeh. Paul: John, that's disgusting.

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Alex brings Sarah a pretty balloon. It is pink.

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Sarah does not like the balloon.

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'But my favourite colour's rainbow!' says she.

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Some random pictures from Spike!

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A print out and colour in Seahorse, again from the random mind of Spike!

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No. Really. What were you...oh never mind. Just go away. And stop sliding on that icy icy surface

Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday dear Ludovic, Happy Birthday to you!

Hip hip hooray!

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Bow down to Ludovic and her shiny shiny ludo crown!

We will all go together when we go...
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...all suffused with an incandescent glow!