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Hexagonal heads and more
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Pleasant Poetry
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Read these and send us some of your own :)
E-MAIL YOUR CONTRIBUTIONS TO hexo_head@hotmail.com BE AS RANDOM AS YOU LIKE!
The Laxative Thief
Round he creeps in the middle of the night,
The laxative thief will give you a fright,
Beware,
Be warned,
My dear take heed,
This vicious one is run on greed.
You'll know when you've been had by Chris,
The trade mark signs are hard to miss!
No he won't leave the cupboards bare,
I'd be surprised if he shaved you're hair.
There's but one thing that he will take,
You're laxatives are at stake!
Beware,
Be warned,
Take heed my dear,
The bunged-up one has none to fear!
DON'T BE CAUGHT OUT - LOCK UP YOUR LAXATIVES!!!
'O cowpat', by Seamus Wheezy
In these days of guns
and bread
you extracted your tithe
of love, bluebelled
Baghdad musk disguis'd
qua decindum lumpo, eh?
I used your shovel and the
mother-yoke to stir the hay
Ah, how we laughed
as the blep-blep ting
of shivering spring
kissed hillsides that we sat
and sang our
hymns for this
oleaginous, lonely cowpat
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The creation of Hexofan (from Mel's point of view!)
Oh Hexofan?
It all began
On a random boring day.
We went online,
'Twas mighty fine
Our boredom went away.
So here it is
No point to this
Just random bits and beeps (yeah sorry about that one.....i
had to make it rhyme!)
Just something that was
Started by
Some bored and crazy peeps!
The creation of Roderick!
Roderick.com,
Was started upon,
A boring cheesy day!
We made a site,
For our delight,
On a boring cheesy day,
We wrote some stuff,
It wasn't tough,
On that boring cheesy day!
Making notes,
Using quotes,
For t'was a boring cheesy day!
Now we've got,
Some terrible rot,
To read on a boring cheesy day!
So when you're here,
Relieve your fears,
In a happy cheesy way!
By Spike
The Pink Pie
You won't be able to believe your eyes,
When you see the worlds very first pink pie!
You'll gawp and gaze,
So very amazed,
When you first spy the pinkest pink pie!
But alas and alack soon you'll find,
The pie's pink glow will make you blaind!
Grab the phone,
Have a long moan,
Get the sinister strawberrys off your mind!
THINK BEFORE YOU PINK!!!!!!!!!
Aaah the horror! There I was doing a google search for a
pie to turn pink, and bam! there it is. A llama. Which has absolutely nothing to do with pie, but has tainted
such a wondrous thing (pie) So now I'm doomed. When all I wanted was pie. Moo.
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SPIKE'S POEM, ABOUT SPIKE
An ode to me,
As you will see,
It isn't very long!
I tried to write,
With all my might,
But the words kept going wrong!
SPIKE'S POEM, ABOUT SARAH
Sarah is the nicest girl,
She tried her best to save the world.
But alas the warnings weren't to clear,
The apocalypse is getting near!
Soon you'll die and she will say,
''I tried to tell you yesterday!!!"
Good behavior
I did not eat the sugar bowl,
I did not laugh at Archie's mole,
I did not pour syrup on the dog,
I did not get lost in the fog,
I did not squash the centipede,
I did not stew the carden weeds,
I did not make lot of noise,
I did not try to hit the boys,
I did not scream at all this week,
I did not let my trainers squeek,
I did not spit in anyones food,
I did not get in a bad mood,
I did not make anyboby mad,
The only thing is I wish I had!
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