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| IT'S THE BEBBE OF TRUTH! |
Each day the bebbe of truth is here to guide us. Use his pearls of advice and wisdom. Today's message:
Wear a hat. A hard one. To protect you from Jim.
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You better watch Jims show (camp Jim) or Jim will come and assult you.
BEWARE THE JIM
avoid being assulted watch camp Jim on MTV.
Everyday the bebbe of truth is here to guide us. Use his small nuggets of wisdom and treasure his pearls of knowledge.
Today's advice for life: Beware of camp Jim. And wear a hat. A hard one. To protect you from Jim.
| Wow, it's Eel Boy! |
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| *sings Eel Boy song.Or rather, would do if she knew what it was* |
We were just wondering on a scale of 1-10 how much of an eel this man looks like (1 being, 'He looks normal to me,' and
10 being 'Oh my God...that's a man?!!!'. His name is Mr.Brown (teehee) and he was on a show called MADE where Alex Zane
(bitchy, but oh-so-funny) called him Eel Boy due to his Eelish visage.
Now we happen to agree, but maybe that's just us...
Heck, you can even check out his site if you want!
(And oh yeah, Kelis, damn right it IS better than yours!)
I have just made a culinary break through: I have developed a new way of making milkshake! Go
me!
Simply take a cow and put it on a rollercoaster. Couple times round, then take her off
and milk her! Ha!
Think of the time and money you'll waste! Wooo!
Though of course I never said this new method would be easy. Or feasible. Or particularly
humane. I'm merely talking about a lovely imaginary milkshake in a very hypothetical situation.
And I think you'll agree, they're the best ones!
| Wow it's a rollercowster. |
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| No cows were harmed in the making of this. |
If your so mesmorised by this cursor (we knew that was a bad idea!) that you are currently building a shrine to it, out
of Twiglets and discared sandwiches, please refrain from continuing further! This always happens and we're very, very sorry
about it! And remember boys and girls, you can't eat stick insects, no matter how good they look!
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Mel and Sarah's London adventure!
On the 17th of February Sarah and Mel took a trip to London, and found themselves doing many bizarre and random
things. Things like catching a random bus and ending up in Islington, playing Top Trumps outside Charring Cross
station, stalking a teacher who just happened to look like Paul McCartney, and seeing Bongos and Moof penguins.
And where did they see those strange creatures?
Why, at London Zoo of course!
From pooing monkeys, to creepy horned birds, the vast array of animals there was amazing, and in some cases very amusing!
A great day of madness, with some 'frantic activity in Frant!!!'
Pictures coming soon!
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GIDGET'S CORNER
Allow us to introduce to you our good friend Ms Gidget Applefanny. The less wise among you
will know her as Nada. Or not at all.
Well here, just as a bit of fun for you guys, is how to get a name like hers.
Follow the
instructions to find your new name. The following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous
Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey: The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names.
Use the third
letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = boobie
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s =snotty
t = tootie
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z =zsa-zsa
Use the second
letter of your surname to determine the first half of your new last name:
a = apple
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = burger
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = bubble
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker
Use the fourth
letter of your surname to determine the second half of your new last name:
a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice
Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts.
Wahey!!! I'm Boobie Girdle Sniffer!
God I feel so sophisticated. Wow! and I (Lou) am Dorkey Apple Chunks! Coolie!!!
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